arsefecker

a bastardisation/strange pronunciation of the term assfucker...originally spoken by geoff

dude 1-hey look i love to play with my magic cards
geoff- you arsefecker

by sonic death September 6, 2003

Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.

As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.

by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016

arselicker

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant

He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

Arselickery

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career

“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”

by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.

"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."

by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Arselicker

Someone who goes the extra miles to get the green pat on the back. Also known as the swell end

Boss asked for monthly reports I did them weekly for a pat on the back. Arselicker

by Thelovo March 4, 2019

arsefeck

when two are drinking together they will "ting" their glasses, bottom first, quickly followed by the top.

"feck my arse" said one to another.
they ting'd their glasses and both shouted "arsefeck"

by dave and john October 12, 2008