A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003
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A turd passed after swallowing a string.
I passed a wick-ed arse candle.
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Its weaved from the finest arse candle
by Karlos April 1, 2004
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A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.
Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."
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A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
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