assCandler 

Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!

IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!

My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!

assCandler by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

Asscandle by Victor February 24, 2005

New York Asslanders 

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

asscandle by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

AssCancer 

Spelunky. Fucking game is trash.

Oh no, I have AssCancer. Oh wait nevermind, it's just the trash game Spelunky.

AssCancer by Puji69 October 10, 2016