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Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.
That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

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Rubbish.
That's a load of old bobbins.
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

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A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 02, 2003

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Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.
Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

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Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.
That Dave is a right scuffer.
by Mister_Douve May 06, 2003

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The cheap, low grade jewelry/bling worn in excess by council-estate slappers so as to look like Mr T has been shopping in Blackbushe Market.
You could see that Sandra was going up town by the state of her bingo armour.
by Mister_Douve July 01, 2003

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Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.
Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!
by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

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