Definitions by Mister_Douve

slappers 

Plural of slapper, often used in description of a collection of females from the same region or location.

Have you been down Big Lil's in town - it was heaving full of slappers.

slappers by Mister_Douve July 9, 2003

tintin 

A Very Small Penis that is incapable or entering a young lady. Derived from the English slang 'It Ain't In' and then shortened in the Northen dialect to 'T'aint in'. See also justin

Sharon was dissapointed that Dave had a Tintin.

tintin by Mister_Douve July 9, 2003

Bingo Armour 

The cheap, low grade jewelry/bling worn in excess by council-estate slappers so as to look like Mr T has been shopping in Blackbushe Market.

You could see that Sandra was going up town by the state of her bingo armour.

Bingo Armour by Mister_Douve July 1, 2003

skuffer 

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

skuffer by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

heemer 

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

heemer by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

is it the shoes 

Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.

Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!

is it the shoes by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

reet 

Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.

That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.

reet by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003