Mister_Douve's definitions

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

tintin

A Very Small Penis that is incapable or entering a young lady. Derived from the English slang 'It Ain't In' and then shortened in the Northen dialect to 'T'aint in'. See also justin

Sharon was dissapointed that Dave had a Tintin.

by Mister_Douve July 9, 2003

is it the shoes

Expression of disbelief in a persons skills.

Quote from possiblely NBA video game or Nike commercial where uncanny displays of prowess can only be explained by the individuals choice of footware.

Andrew: I can't believe we got this working!
Dave: Is it the shoes!

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

bobbins

Rubbish.

That's a load of old bobbins.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

Radiohead

Named after the Talking Heads song of the same name. Have evolved from angst-fuelled noise/driblings into a kind of a post Floyd sideshow.

OK Computer was good though.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003