Mister_Douve's definitions

slappers

Plural of slapper, often used in description of a collection of females from the same region or location.

Have you been down Big Lil's in town - it was heaving full of slappers.

by Mister_Douve July 9, 2003

tintin

A Very Small Penis that is incapable or entering a young lady. Derived from the English slang 'It Ain't In' and then shortened in the Northen dialect to 'T'aint in'. See also justin

Sharon was dissapointed that Dave had a Tintin.

by Mister_Douve July 9, 2003

Bingo Armour

The cheap, low grade jewelry/bling worn in excess by council-estate slappers so as to look like Mr T has been shopping in Blackbushe Market.

You could see that Sandra was going up town by the state of her bingo armour.

by Mister_Douve July 1, 2003

skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

reet

Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.

That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.

Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003