arsewangle 

An unfortunate predicament

Oh my, we're stuck in traffic, that's a bit of an arsewangle

arsewangle by Bazwaldo the great July 9, 2003

arsecandle 

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsewrangler 

A slang term for someone who is homosexual.

God, Myrathi, you are such an arsewrangler.

arsewrangler by Arcturus Nova October 9, 2003

arsemarglers 

poofs.oh shit!

hes a rancid arsemargler!
ohhhh,ARSEMARGLERS!!

arsemarglers by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

arsewanker 

A name for someone who is a general cunt

Oi Karmel you arsewanker

arsewanker by Wys1269 February 11, 2019

arsecandle 

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandles 

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

arsecandles by antony December 17, 2004