arronitus 

The act of none stop talking when hanging out with a group of friends to the point that it seems like you haven’t taken a breath since you started talking.

Damn has that man taken a breath since he started to talk? Someone needs to stop him before he passes out from oxygen deprivation!
He must have Arronitus!

arronitus by Fergulitious October 2, 2022

Aronious 

Something that is completely unheard of and wrong. Extremely false accusations made at someone. This was used in the movie Wedding Crashers by Vince Vaughn: "Aronious on all counts!!"

Bill: You never come party anymore

Jim: Aronious to that!! I party 4 times a week man!

Aronious by Mark Mikkelsen April 15, 2006

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

Aronious 

The way one might spell the word "erroneous" (which is defined as containing or characterized by error) if they believe the first thing they read after a Google search.

When Matt erroneously misspelled the word "erroneous" as "aronious", Willie was forced to stage a sit-in.

Aronious by Willie Mammoth April 9, 2007

agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever

i used my agronitis to do my math homework

agronitis by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

arroneousaurus rex 

A dinosaur, dating back to the mid paleolithic era, who was allergic to grass.

The arroneousaurus rex could only survive in desert climates.

arroneousaurus rex by ayo deyo June 1, 2009

aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016