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Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.
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He’s a special boy 😊

You can talk to him for hours and you would never get bored 😁
He’s the type of person that you can love and trust deeply and tell things u haven’t told other persons to .
He listens and he says his own opinion 😁
He’s very talkative tho 😂😂
He knows what it’s like to be heart broken and he just doesn’t want to be heart broken again.

He’s like a baby , he gets scared over ghosts and just a lot of things 😂
He rages over a game 😂
He does a lot of fitness tho

He has abs 😍
He has a cute smile that just makes u smile 😁
You could listen to his voice forever because it’s that relaxing 😊
Ailton is Ailton 💗
He’s very Ailton ❤️
Omg is that Ailton???
THAT IS!!!
ailton by Secretlover x May 12, 2018

Sasha Alton 

Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.
Max: hi
Sasha Alton: E
Max: E

alton brown 

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.
One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.
alton brown by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

altonist 

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.
I am indeed an Altonist.
altonist by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007
Ariton is the only person that you can trust a 100%! He is the most reliable person on planet Earth. If he’s your friend, you’re the second luckiest person. Number One is Ariton Himself because he isn’t only the most loyal guy. He also has the biggest dick. If you want him to love you forever, buy him weed. As simple as that!
Ariton Is the king of blunts!
ariton by SaturnusDemons April 30, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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