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archvield

The act of chaining your partner to the bed with red hot iron chains before dousing your cock with a mixture of tequila and hot sauce and fucking them to stimulate the feeling of getting fucked by the monster archvield in monster hunter wilds.
Dude 1: "Bro I just archvield your sister last night man my fault bro"
Dude 2: "Excuse me what?, Its ok bro I just ReyDaud your mother you fucking twink"
by GrundleSnatch March 7, 2025
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archfiend

chief of fiends. so, the word usually refers to the devil or satan, but also can be used for a person who is the leader of a bunch of evil guys.
you watched 'the dark knight' movie? that 'joker' guy beats other criminals and low-lifes and becomes the archfiend?
by shawkat_somc February 25, 2017
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Archived meme

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..
Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?
by Dik Trom September 5, 2018
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Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!
by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021
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Archvile

A monster that appears in the Doom series. It's hard to kill and causes a lot of damage if its attack hits you. It also resurrects the enemies you just toasted.
In Doom 3 it spawns imps and maggots instead of resurrecting monsters, but it's equally powerful.
<Player> was incinerated by an archvile.
by Minigun Hammer March 25, 2010
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The Archfiend

If the words "hypocrisy" and "prick" could be physically personified in a human being, it would be "The Archfiend."

A YouTube blogger who leeches off of other, far better internet personalities, The Archfiend is a parasitic douche-bag who makes videos where he "exposes" (aka, whines and cries like a toddler) what he feels are the misdeeds of other YouTube bloggers. This is quite amusing, because he ironically doesn't seem to understand that he is guilty of virtually everything he condemns others for doing. (Ex. He frequently takes cheap shots at other YouTube personalities for making money off of their videos even though he hypocritically does the exact same thing.)

He does this because it gets him lazy views. He'll make a video calling-out other YouTube users, and purposely post their names in his video titles and descriptions, so that way his videos pop up when people search for the users. It's a very cheap, deceptive way to score views, but he doesn't care. (Because he's a prick!)

He is also very easily butt-hurt, and rather than engaging people in proper debate or discussion, will block them from his channel and leave snarky replies to them. (Often replacing the S's in his responses with "$", to show that he's happy he made money off of their views... again showing that he's a hypocritical asshole.)

Sadly, his fans are just as bad as he is. Hopefully one day they will see the light, and see what a worthless, hypocritical, childish brat he is.
Sally knew better than to watch The Archfiends videos, because anyone with half-a-brain would realize that he's completely worthless and does not contribute anything in any capacity to anyone.
by TeddyStix April 15, 2014
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Archvile

An enemy in Doom 2 who can be a pain in the ass to new players and just a small annoyance to veteran players
New player was incinerated by an Archvile
Player: I hate these archviled cunts
by RandomFlamingo March 10, 2020
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