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If the words "hypocrisy" and "prick" could be physically personified in a human being, it would be "The Archfiend."
A YouTube blogger who leeches off of other, far better internet personalities, The Archfiend is a parasitic douche-bag who makes videos where he "exposes" (aka, whines and cries like a toddler) what he feels are the misdeeds of other YouTube bloggers. This is quite amusing, because he ironically doesn't seem to understand that he is guilty of virtually everything he condemns others for doing. (Ex. He frequently takes cheap shots at other YouTube personalities for making money off of their videos even though he hypocritically does the exact same thing.)
He does this because it gets him lazy views. He'll make a video calling-out other YouTube users, and purposely post their names in his video titles and descriptions, so that way his videos pop up when people search for the users. It's a very cheap, deceptive way to score views, but he doesn't care. (Because he's a prick!)
He is also very easily butt-hurt, and rather than engaging people in proper debate or discussion, will block them from his channel and leave snarky replies to them. (Often replacing the S's in his responses with "$", to show that he's happy he made money off of their views... again showing that he's a hypocritical asshole.)
Sadly, his fans are just as bad as he is. Hopefully one day they will see the light, and see what a worthless, hypocritical, childish brat he is.
A YouTube blogger who leeches off of other, far better internet personalities, The Archfiend is a parasitic douche-bag who makes videos where he "exposes" (aka, whines and cries like a toddler) what he feels are the misdeeds of other YouTube bloggers. This is quite amusing, because he ironically doesn't seem to understand that he is guilty of virtually everything he condemns others for doing. (Ex. He frequently takes cheap shots at other YouTube personalities for making money off of their videos even though he hypocritically does the exact same thing.)
He does this because it gets him lazy views. He'll make a video calling-out other YouTube users, and purposely post their names in his video titles and descriptions, so that way his videos pop up when people search for the users. It's a very cheap, deceptive way to score views, but he doesn't care. (Because he's a prick!)
He is also very easily butt-hurt, and rather than engaging people in proper debate or discussion, will block them from his channel and leave snarky replies to them. (Often replacing the S's in his responses with "$", to show that he's happy he made money off of their views... again showing that he's a hypocritical asshole.)
Sadly, his fans are just as bad as he is. Hopefully one day they will see the light, and see what a worthless, hypocritical, childish brat he is.
Sally knew better than to watch The Archfiends videos, because anyone with half-a-brain would realize that he's completely worthless and does not contribute anything in any capacity to anyone.
by TeddyStix April 15, 2014
Get the The Archfiend mug.An acronym for "Internet Movie Database." A website with the intention of being a go-to for film enthusiasts who wish to research films, actors, directors, etc. And also have the opportunity to discuss those films and people on one of many thousand message boards available on the site.
However, even the best intentions could not save IMDb from the internet. It is now basically a breeding ground for trolls, pricks and lifeless douchebags who spend all day, every day fighting, bitching and annoying eachother on the message boards. It's pretty much impossible to have a decent, civilized conversation on IMDb anymore thanks to the fucktards who encompass 90% of its audience.
Other current problems with the site include:
-Films being massively downvoted by trolls and haters, meaning that most of the user-average scores on the site cannot be trusted anymore.
-An on-going witch hunt for so-called "studio plants." (people who have allegedly been paid by studios to give positive reviews to films) The problem is that because 90% of IMDb's audience is made of haters, if you even try to admit that you like a film, there's about a 50% chance you will be labeled a "studio plant." (Even if you obviously are not)
-People spending all-day, every-day asking if every male actor is gay or not on the message boards.
-Similarly, sad, lonely men pining away on just about every message board for every actress about how much they love them and want to bang them.
However, even the best intentions could not save IMDb from the internet. It is now basically a breeding ground for trolls, pricks and lifeless douchebags who spend all day, every day fighting, bitching and annoying eachother on the message boards. It's pretty much impossible to have a decent, civilized conversation on IMDb anymore thanks to the fucktards who encompass 90% of its audience.
Other current problems with the site include:
-Films being massively downvoted by trolls and haters, meaning that most of the user-average scores on the site cannot be trusted anymore.
-An on-going witch hunt for so-called "studio plants." (people who have allegedly been paid by studios to give positive reviews to films) The problem is that because 90% of IMDb's audience is made of haters, if you even try to admit that you like a film, there's about a 50% chance you will be labeled a "studio plant." (Even if you obviously are not)
-People spending all-day, every-day asking if every male actor is gay or not on the message boards.
-Similarly, sad, lonely men pining away on just about every message board for every actress about how much they love them and want to bang them.
Joseph knew that IMDb would be able to answer his question about that one movie with Nathan Fillion a few years ago, but he didn't want to go to IMDb, because he knew the second he went on the message boards, he would get so angry he'd vomit.
by TeddyStix April 16, 2014
Get the IMDb mug.Someone who is allegedly paid off by the studio system to give films, television shows, albums, etc. positive feedback and/or glowing reviews on internet forums and websites. The purpose of this is to spread artificial positive word-of-mouth in order to generate publicity. Also commonly referred to as a "shill."
Or more commonly: A label used by trolls and haters on the internet in a misguided attempt to discredit people who disagree with their negative views on a film, television show, album, etc. Essentially, the troll/hater, unable to process the fact that someone might actually like the thing they hate so much, will accuse the person who disagrees with them of being a "studio plant" (following the definition above), even though it's basically never true. It's easier for their feeble minds to pretend that the other person was paid off by a big studio, rather than acknowledge their differing opinion.
Or more commonly: A label used by trolls and haters on the internet in a misguided attempt to discredit people who disagree with their negative views on a film, television show, album, etc. Essentially, the troll/hater, unable to process the fact that someone might actually like the thing they hate so much, will accuse the person who disagrees with them of being a "studio plant" (following the definition above), even though it's basically never true. It's easier for their feeble minds to pretend that the other person was paid off by a big studio, rather than acknowledge their differing opinion.
Pete couldn't wait to write a review online for the new Schwarzenegger action movie, because he thought it was awesome! However, after posting his review, he was accused of being a "studio plant" by someone who didn't like the film.
by TeddyStix April 16, 2014
Get the studio plant mug.1. A term most frequently used to describe someone's natural state without the consumption or influence of alcohol. (It can also more broadly be used to describe someone who is not under the influence of drugs, although this is a less-common use of the word.)
2. A metaphorical descriptive term than can be used to describe someone attaining a serious or sensible mental state, often after having a more carefree or unstable attitude. (Almost as if becoming sober after being drunk.) Generally described as being "sobering."
3. A slang term sometimes used to describe someone who is exceedingly boring or nit-picky. Or someone goes out of their way to display a lack of joy or an absence of fun.
2. A metaphorical descriptive term than can be used to describe someone attaining a serious or sensible mental state, often after having a more carefree or unstable attitude. (Almost as if becoming sober after being drunk.) Generally described as being "sobering."
3. A slang term sometimes used to describe someone who is exceedingly boring or nit-picky. Or someone goes out of their way to display a lack of joy or an absence of fun.
1. Noel remained sober at the nightclub while her friends drank and partied, as she was the designated driver for the night.
2. His mother getting into a serious car-accident was a sobering experience for Ben, as he himself had been an unsafe driver up until that point, and he realized he needed to be more careful on the road.
3. Chris's overly sober attitude was becoming an issue at his workplace, especially after he tried to convince his supervisor to cancel a planned retirement party for a long-time co-worker because he thought it was a "waste of two hours we could otherwise be working."
2. His mother getting into a serious car-accident was a sobering experience for Ben, as he himself had been an unsafe driver up until that point, and he realized he needed to be more careful on the road.
3. Chris's overly sober attitude was becoming an issue at his workplace, especially after he tried to convince his supervisor to cancel a planned retirement party for a long-time co-worker because he thought it was a "waste of two hours we could otherwise be working."
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
Get the Sober mug.1. A cheap knock-off pseudo-beer for rednecks and tasteless frat douches. Tastes like carbonated piss and guarantees a nasty hangover.
2. What you bring to the party for drinks when Four Locos are considered too "sophisticated."
3. Hillbilly fuel.
2. What you bring to the party for drinks when Four Locos are considered too "sophisticated."
3. Hillbilly fuel.
1. Brian complimented his look of four layered shirts with popped collars and fake orange spray-tan by holding onto a shimmering can of Natty Daddy.
2. Mason downed five Natty Daddy's before passing out in a puddle of his own vomit at the party last night.
3. "Billy-Bob! Hold my Natty Daddy while I try to see if I can jump my 4-wheeler over the bonfire!"
2. Mason downed five Natty Daddy's before passing out in a puddle of his own vomit at the party last night.
3. "Billy-Bob! Hold my Natty Daddy while I try to see if I can jump my 4-wheeler over the bonfire!"
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
Get the Natty Daddy mug.1. Most commonly a reference to "rest and relaxation", a rather self-explanatory concept.
2. Also a reference to "Rum and Ritalin." The simultaneous consumption of both alcohol (generally rum) and small amounts of Ritalin (or other similar medications). The desired effect is generally to attain the condition of feeling physically drunk due to the alcohol, yet still maintaining a somewhat focused, sober mindset thanks to the Ritalin counter-acting the alcohol. A somewhat cheaper alternative to using mind-altering drugs, as it lowers inhibitions while also allowing a certain degree of "control" to the consuming parties. (Though it can be potentially quite dangerous) The term was slightly popularized after being used on the television show "30 Rock" in a passing reference.
3. A reference to "Redbull and Ritalin." Consuming both Redbull (or other similar energy drinks) and Ritalin (or other similar medications) in order to keep oneself awake and focused. Popular among over-worked college students who need to cram for tests by pulling all-night study sessions.
2. Also a reference to "Rum and Ritalin." The simultaneous consumption of both alcohol (generally rum) and small amounts of Ritalin (or other similar medications). The desired effect is generally to attain the condition of feeling physically drunk due to the alcohol, yet still maintaining a somewhat focused, sober mindset thanks to the Ritalin counter-acting the alcohol. A somewhat cheaper alternative to using mind-altering drugs, as it lowers inhibitions while also allowing a certain degree of "control" to the consuming parties. (Though it can be potentially quite dangerous) The term was slightly popularized after being used on the television show "30 Rock" in a passing reference.
3. A reference to "Redbull and Ritalin." Consuming both Redbull (or other similar energy drinks) and Ritalin (or other similar medications) in order to keep oneself awake and focused. Popular among over-worked college students who need to cram for tests by pulling all-night study sessions.
1. Brie needed some r&r after having to pull a 70-hour work-week at the hospital.
2. Toby decided to have some r&r because he wanted to get f**ked-up without losing total control of his mind.
3. Steve needed some r&r so he could get ready for the big Biology test tomorrow.
2. Toby decided to have some r&r because he wanted to get f**ked-up without losing total control of his mind.
3. Steve needed some r&r so he could get ready for the big Biology test tomorrow.
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
Get the r&r mug.1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
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