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arbitrario

A clan full of god-like creatures in the old days, it is considered royal in many places. Most linked with the letters: S, A, N, and J.
"Don't you dare anger the arbitrario clan, our species will be doomed if you do it."
by HabibiLover March 23, 2022
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Arbitrarium

A museum of the arbitrary.
I want to open an arbitrarium and fill it with things like statues of people who have feet for hands, photographs of people on the beach who went there just because they felt like it, a diorama of a courthouse scene in which a judge is delivering a sentence based on his whim rather than on the facts of the case. A rock from my shoe. A dead squirrel. The letter M. An empty candy wrapper. The sound of silence!
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Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.
by JuicyChodeWeiner420 September 15, 2020
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Arbitrator

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.
Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.
by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017
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arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.
by Penbiks September 23, 2008
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Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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