Arbitrarium

A museum of the arbitrary.

I want to open an arbitrarium and fill it with things like statues of people who have feet for hands, photographs of people on the beach who went there just because they felt like it, a diorama of a courthouse scene in which a judge is delivering a sentence based on his whim rather than on the facts of the case. A rock from my shoe. A dead squirrel. The letter M. An empty candy wrapper. The sound of silence!

by Ikhnaton Skypeople November 16, 2019

arbitrarium

1. A place where one stores arbitrary thoughts
2. A facility where trees and shrubs are cultivated for exhibition

What's up with your neighbors? Is that an arbitrarium?

by Who777 December 2, 2010

arbitrarium

A generic word for a building that you can not better describe
A building used for pretty much any use imaginable
The edifice equivalent of the object generalization "thingeymabob"

Girl One: We're done with lunch, where should we meet you?
Girl Two: Uhh we're in front of the big arbitrarium on the corner, meet us here.

by Whooshnbj October 25, 2013

Arbitrarian

An arbiter of the arbitrary. The decisionist that determines what is desultory.

You see that arbitrarian in the mirror?

by Dadpool December 10, 2018

Arbitrarily

randomly: in a random manner; "the houses were randomly scattered

"bullets were fired into the crowd at random, were fired arbitrarily"

by juba_juba July 20, 2009

arbitrario

A clan full of god-like creatures in the old days, it is considered royal in many places. Most linked with the letters: S, A, N, and J.

"Don't you dare anger the arbitrario clan, our species will be doomed if you do it."

by HabibiLover March 23, 2022

Arbitrarian

> A person whose logic, reasoning, AND rationality decided to go out for lunch permanently.
> Someone who is arbitrary.
> Someone who is batshit.

"Those fucking arbitrarian republicans are at it again."
"God save us from the arbitrarian hordes."
"He was pro-life, so he walked into a planned parenthood clinic and killed 3 people and injured 9."

by nullboy March 4, 2016