aquascum 

an aquarium filter that fish trying to escape from said aquarium dislike, as it cannot be stopped by shoving a rock in it.

Curse you AQUASCUM!!!

aquascum by laura April 18, 2004

Aquascutum 

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...

An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...

Aquascutum by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004

Aquascutum 

Top class clothes made in Britain with a tartan/check on them. Often mistaken for Burberry by Tossers who don't know their clobber!

Burberry = GAY

Aquascutum = THE DOGS BOLLOCKS

Aquascutum by cazza October 21, 2004

aqua scum 

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.

Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"

aqua scum by megan March 28, 2005