Aquascutum 

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...

An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...

Aquascutum by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004

Aquascutum 

Top class clothes made in Britain with a tartan/check on them. Often mistaken for Burberry by Tossers who don't know their clobber!

Burberry = GAY

Aquascutum = THE DOGS BOLLOCKS

Aquascutum by cazza October 21, 2004

aquascum 

an aquarium filter that fish trying to escape from said aquarium dislike, as it cannot be stopped by shoving a rock in it.

Curse you AQUASCUM!!!

aquascum by laura April 18, 2004