Aquascutum 

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...

An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...

Aquascutum by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004

Aquascutum 

Top class clothes made in Britain with a tartan/check on them. Often mistaken for Burberry by Tossers who don't know their clobber!

Burberry = GAY

Aquascutum = THE DOGS BOLLOCKS

Aquascutum by cazza October 21, 2004

aquascum 

an aquarium filter that fish trying to escape from said aquarium dislike, as it cannot be stopped by shoving a rock in it.

Curse you AQUASCUM!!!

aquascum by laura April 18, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008