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Asquared 

The two most amazing amazing girls ever. Both of there names happen to start with an A. They are super cute, and both have a nice ass. They are the life of the party. all the guys want a piece of asquared.
Mike: damn, Asquared just walked in!
Kevin: yeah, the parties here now.
Asquared by YEAHHHBuddeh December 9, 2011
A mis-spelling of the word acquired.
I cannot spell for shit and found out that I misspelled acquired as aquired and wondered why my database columns were not matching up.
Aquired by BladeMcCool August 8, 2007
A misspelling of the word, "awkward." Defined at urbandictionary.com to make the misspeller feel cool and hip.
Savant: You spelled "awkward" wrong!
Idiot: No I didn't. Look "aquard" up at urbandictionary.com, it's the cool, new way of spelling it.
Savant: Idiot.
Aquard by Propriety Police December 28, 2005

aquired taste 

A fancy/polite way of saying something taste like shit and is nasty or gross.
Person at restraunt"my this Feta chese salad has an aquired taste"
aposed to saying "man this Feta chese taste like shit"
aquired taste by Cubany April 4, 2011
Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward
I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.
aquard by GNazi May 7, 2013

aquapedonecrophiliac 

A man who has sex or molests dead children underwater. "aqua" referring to water. "Pedo" referring to children". "Necro" referring to the dead.
Along with being a volunteer at the hospital and the being a part-time babysitter, Frankie was also an aquapedonecrophiliac.