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Asquared 

The two most amazing amazing girls ever. Both of there names happen to start with an A. They are super cute, and both have a nice ass. They are the life of the party. all the guys want a piece of asquared.
Mike: damn, Asquared just walked in!
Kevin: yeah, the parties here now.
Asquared by YEAHHHBuddeh December 9, 2011
A mis-spelling of the word acquired.
I cannot spell for shit and found out that I misspelled acquired as aquired and wondered why my database columns were not matching up.
Aquired by BladeMcCool August 8, 2007
A misspelling of the word, "awkward." Defined at urbandictionary.com to make the misspeller feel cool and hip.
Savant: You spelled "awkward" wrong!
Idiot: No I didn't. Look "aquard" up at urbandictionary.com, it's the cool, new way of spelling it.
Savant: Idiot.
Aquard by Propriety Police December 28, 2005

aquired taste 

A fancy/polite way of saying something taste like shit and is nasty or gross.
Person at restraunt"my this Feta chese salad has an aquired taste"
aposed to saying "man this Feta chese taste like shit"
aquired taste by Cubany April 4, 2011
Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward
I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.
aquard by GNazi May 7, 2013

aquapedonecrophiliac 

A man who has sex or molests dead children underwater. "aqua" referring to water. "Pedo" referring to children". "Necro" referring to the dead.
Along with being a volunteer at the hospital and the being a part-time babysitter, Frankie was also an aquapedonecrophiliac.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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