Definitions by GNazi

aquard 

Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward

I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.

aquard by GNazi May 7, 2013

Grammargasm 

When someone's knowledge and consequent use of correct grammar gives you an instant orgasm

Amy : My motto in life is simple, "Practice safe text, use commas".

Bill : Wow, that just gave me a Grammargasm.

Grammargasm by Gnazi July 12, 2012