Grammargasm

When someone's knowledge and consequent use of correct grammar gives you an instant orgasm

Amy : My motto in life is simple, "Practice safe text, use commas".

Bill : Wow, that just gave me a Grammargasm.

by Gnazi July 10, 2012

aquard

Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward

I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.

by GNazi May 08, 2013