aquard

Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward
I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.
by GNazi May 07, 2013
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Grammargasm

When someone's knowledge and consequent use of correct grammar gives you an instant orgasm
Amy : My motto in life is simple, "Practice safe text, use commas".

Bill : Wow, that just gave me a Grammargasm.
by Gnazi July 12, 2012
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