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Aquatextaphobia

The fear of texting while near water (or other liquids). Especially toilets, alcoholic beverages or swimming pools.
Many people develop aquatextaphobia after dropping their cell phone into water and losing all of their contacts.
Aquatextaphobia by mk-Ultra000 December 6, 2009

aquapedonecrophiliac 

A man who has sex or molests dead children underwater. "aqua" referring to water. "Pedo" referring to children". "Necro" referring to the dead.
Along with being a volunteer at the hospital and the being a part-time babysitter, Frankie was also an aquapedonecrophiliac.
"aquared" means the conversation has dramatically changed from cool to nothing to talk about.
Dude our chat just totally got aquared
aquared by Mista wiam July 28, 2010

AQUATERRA 

An Aberdeen based company specializing in on and offshore idustrial rope access inc Inspection and rigging services to the north sea
Aquaterra employee's Climb around oil rigs fixing bits of broken machines and watching dvd's
AQUATERRA by rigger boy February 16, 2008

aquaterian 

When a person is only drinking water
Adam is a aquaterian and doesn't drink soda at all.
Jennifer likes aquaterian people.
aquaterian by water fan August 26, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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