Skip to main content

Mark Appleyard 

Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing
Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard


' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '

Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard
Related Words

appleyard 

To be able to rip of people with out them knowing, or working out that in fact what they are paying for is worthless.
Im going to do a "appleyard" on my website.
appleyard by Rip it of January 1, 2006

appleyte 

A person obsessed with MACS and has unwavering blind loyalty.
He's such an Appleyte. He's got a iPod Nano, shuffle , G5 and a Apple tattooed into his head.
appleyte by Lachlan M April 2, 2006
Baby daddy never misses and is so hot and trxz_sama’s son so that’s why they are the same and both never miss
appzy never misses 😫

Appleyard 

The kink where you love putting apples up your ass and then eating them after
I love doing an appleyard
Appleyard by Scandurralover9000 March 28, 2022

Appley Bridge 

Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.

Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.

Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"

Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"

Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
Appley Bridge by Stevib July 15, 2006