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Appleyard 

The kink where you love putting apples up your ass and then eating them after
I love doing an appleyard
Appleyard by Scandurralover9000 March 28, 2022

appleyard 

an awesome band that everyone needs to know about. smooth rhythms, killer guitar and bass lines, piano hooks and tight harmonies! check them out on myspace.com/theappleyard
dude everyone needs to listen to the new appleyard song! its killer!
appleyard by onlyafan March 6, 2010

appleyard 

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs
You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter
appleyard by mark September 9, 2003

Mark Appleyard 

Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing
Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard


' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '

Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard

Appletard 

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.
Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.
Appletard by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.