6 definitions by Scandurralover9000

scannywannyuwu

The types of person to want sex, dreams of sex, and talk about sex but when he finally gets the chance he fails to finish.

"don't be such a scannywannyuwu"

by Scandurralover9000 September 15, 2022

Appleyard

The kink where you love putting apples up your ass and then eating them after

I love doing an appleyard

by Scandurralover9000 March 29, 2022

sizzler bread

a divine creation only meant to be eaten by the chosen ones. there are few and scarce amounts left in the world and a rare resource must be savoured.

"oh my god, I've found it. The legendary sizzler bread"

by Scandurralover9000 August 8, 2022

Scandurra

a sexual position where you and your dog both fight to give your partner oral sex

me and my dog did a scandurra to your mum last night

by Scandurralover9000 December 8, 2021

Wilson

A Wilson is someone who rejects everything Mexican, aside from tacos, burritos and the Mexican Lawnmower

"Uh I'm such a Wilson"

by Scandurralover9000 March 29, 2022

Mullaly

when big boy black men do a quiz on their sexuality

can you believer that i just did a Mullaly

by Scandurralover9000 December 8, 2021