apptitude

The intrinsic ability to use any app, regardless of platform or function.

Can you show me how to use this banking app? I hear your apptitude is quite high.

by hextermination February 23, 2015

Apptitude

The reflexive belief that "there is an app for everything", eclipsing the experience of simply being alive in the world.

They were in the woods on a sunny spring day. He was looking at the light streaming through the branches. She, having apptitude, was staring at her phone.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I want to know where we are" she answered.

"We are here" he sighed.

by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2021