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Applesauced 

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!

Applesauced46 

A gay fagg who only likes to play red dead redemption and thinks hentai is the only point to life and cant draw worth shit and thinks fortnite is gay because hes complete dogshit at the game
Oh my God applesauced46 is eating his dads dick!

applesauced 

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.
My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.
applesauced by Bosox099 September 29, 2009

Getting applesauced 

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce
Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today
Getting applesauced by Mzavy August 9, 2016

applesauced 

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.
While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.
applesauced by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007

Applesauced 

When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor
John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"
Applesauced by Honors Biology November 13, 2012