apologoose

When you want to say apologize but you are retarded.

"I wanted to apologoose for stealing your crayons and eating them..."
"Its okay, I know you have mental problems."

by Kestop June 15, 2024

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Apologuise

An apology given when you don't feel you did anything wrong so it will end an argument.

She expected an apology, so I apologuised to get the sex.

by mickbw September 18, 2004

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applegoose

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans

my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose

by justin khos August 10, 2007

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Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.

Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".

by Morlok January 17, 2008

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apologise

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

by Anaaj February 19, 2013

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