apologoose 

When you want to say apologize but you are retarded.

"I wanted to apologoose for stealing your crayons and eating them..."
"Its okay, I know you have mental problems."

apologoose by Kestop June 15, 2024

Apologuise 

An apology given when you don't feel you did anything wrong so it will end an argument.

She expected an apology, so I apologuised to get the sex.

Apologuise by mickbw September 18, 2004

applegoose 

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans

my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose

applegoose by justin khos August 10, 2007

criminal apologiser 

Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.

Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".

criminal apologiser by Morlok January 17, 2008

apologise 

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

apologise by Anaaj February 19, 2013

apologise, apologise, APOLOGISE 

The last words of a kork before getting executed.

He said: apologise, apologise, APOLOGISE after throwing a tenko into a completely different dimension

apologise, apologise, APOLOGISE by a kork flew around my room July 17, 2021

apowgoosey 

apowgoosey is a native cree slang word that is used to be like 'not even' or bullshit, The shortend term is APOW or Apow.

Person 1: I think he's the one! He's been to jail, but he's sweet
Person 2 : Awas, that's your cousins baby daddy, apowgoosey

apowgoosey by BigAuntieNevaLackin August 16, 2024