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The Applebee's Rule 

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?
The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ 

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture

Appsberger's syndrome 

Compulsion to download apps for things we can do ourselves or live without entirely. (Origin: Tom Bodett, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me radio show, Feb 13, 2010)
Sufferers of Appsberger's syndrome are inclined to download and install compulsive amounts of applications and information to accomplish tasks they can already do themselves or live without entirely. "He uses his GPS to drive home to a house he's lived in for 12 years."

Applebeesable 

A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.
Your girl is hot and chill enough to be applebeesable.
Applebeesable by Coochhitta May 23, 2023
Your nutsack.

Typically used when describing a really big ballsack. A sack that makes a mere mortal cower in fear.
Behold thy majestic applebag, and teabag it righteously! BIAAAAAAATCH!
applebag by Mansnake February 11, 2005