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applebag
A douchebag who loves apple products. To the point where you will find them constantly defending shitty apple products on forums and online communities.
Sherry: "Hey Gary! Can you believe that online username apple666 in the keyboard forum and how they're trying to defend the mac book butterfly keyboard?!"
Gary: "Yeah Sherry, what a real applebag!"
Gary: "Yeah Sherry, what a real applebag!"
applebag by malokvalok May 2, 2020
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applebag tag
The act of pinching, slapping, punching, kicking, or inflicting any kind of pain on a fellow co-workers genitals for fun.
Like playing tag with your friends nuts
Like playing tag with your friends nuts
Jeff was walking to the printer and forgot we were playing applebag tag. I struck him in the genitals and he hit the floor crying!
applebag tag by cbido November 8, 2008
applefag
A apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by Apple Incorporated whether they are good or bad.
Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.
Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.
applefag by Anonymous33491 May 18, 2009
apple bag
apple bag by the hibernator January 31, 2003
Applebapped
“Dude, you wanna go play basketball?”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”
Applebapped by Brunola88 March 26, 2018
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