applebag

Your nutsack.

Typically used when describing a really big ballsack. A sack that makes a mere mortal cower in fear.

Behold thy majestic applebag, and teabag it righteously! BIAAAAAAATCH!

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

applebag

A douchebag who loves apple products. To the point where you will find them constantly defending shitty apple products on forums and online communities.

Sherry: "Hey Gary! Can you believe that online username apple666 in the keyboard forum and how they're trying to defend the mac book butterfly keyboard?!"

Gary: "Yeah Sherry, what a real applebag!"

by malokvalok May 2, 2020

applebag tag

The act of pinching, slapping, punching, kicking, or inflicting any kind of pain on a fellow co-workers genitals for fun.

Like playing tag with your friends nuts

Jeff was walking to the printer and forgot we were playing applebag tag. I struck him in the genitals and he hit the floor crying!

by cbido November 8, 2008

applefag

A apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by Apple Incorporated whether they are good or bad.

Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.

"Joe is such an applefag, he would buy a rock if it had the Apple logo on it."

by Anonymous33491 May 18, 2009

apple bag

Balls, man sacks

Jake grabbed me so i kicked him in the apple bag!

by jewlz24 May 19, 2015

apple bag

the ballsack of a man

as in "i kicked that douche in his apple bag"

by the hibernator January 31, 2003

Applebapped

Verb; To get completely wasted at an Applebee’s restaurant.

“Dude, you wanna go play basketball?”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”

by Brunola88 March 26, 2018