apple crisp

Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.

Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.

apple crisp by my pet tit October 22, 2011

Dutch Apple Crisp 

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

Dutch Apple Crisp by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.

Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp

applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.

Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.

applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

AppleCrispse 

Fruity & Hot. Such an amazing human being that literally nobody even knows. Literally only has one friend named paint too. 😍😍😍

Wow I wanna be AppleCrispse.

AppleCrispse by AFRUITYFRUITLOOP June 29, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019