apple crisp

Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.

Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.

by my pet tit October 22, 2011

Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

applecrisp

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.

Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp

by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.

Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.

by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

applecrisp

a wifey with a royal healthy phat ass

damn i'd like to take a bite out dat applecrisp

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018

AppleCrispse

Fruity & Hot. Such an amazing human being that literally nobody even knows. Literally only has one friend named paint too. 😍😍😍

Wow I wanna be AppleCrispse.

by AFRUITYFRUITLOOP June 29, 2021