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1
An individual (typically a ginger) who distributes dildos in large quantities.
Abraham: "Hey, where'd you get that dildo?"

Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."
by my pet tit November 28, 2013
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Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
by my pet tit October 22, 2011
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During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
by my pet tit August 26, 2011
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