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apple/banana 

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
apple/banana by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
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Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.
"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

apple jesus banana disorder 

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.
“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

Banana smoothie is not an apple pie 

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?

Banadam's Apple 

When a chick deepthroat's so far that she appears to have a very pronounced adam's apple. This is in reference to the idea that if you eat a banana whole or in large chunks, it can be seen moving through the skin on your neck.

When occurring homosexually, this would be reffered to as a "double apple."

Not to be confused with Adam's Banana.
example 1
Guy One: Man, that chick has like, no gag reflex.
Guy Two: Explain.
Guy One: I went so far in she had a banadam's apple.

example 2 (homosexual)
Guy: Jesus Christ man, I know we're roommates, but could you please lock, or at least close your door before you give your friend a double apple!?
Banadam's Apple by Basey Pie January 19, 2010

APPLES AND BANANAS 

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"
APPLES AND BANANAS by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16
Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead
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