the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
by garblefuncl3 January 11, 2025
the unique emotion/sensation you feel after you finally eat a plate of bunghole fungus. fine bunghole fungus (bungus) comes straight from the harvest of homeless men on the street
homie 1: yo bro i finally got that bungus shi from larry the homeless man
homie 2: gng lemme get a taste! that shi good asl i bought some from larry last week too!
homie 1: sure but you're gonna get that crazy sensation called bungolicious yk
homie 2: gng lemme get a taste! that shi good asl i bought some from larry last week too!
homie 1: sure but you're gonna get that crazy sensation called bungolicious yk
by garblefuncl3 January 11, 2025
person 1: i have such a big bunghole :P
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
by garblefuncl3 January 11, 2025
shortened term for bunghole (butthole) fungus. usually used to describe an annoying, bad, or unwanted person/place/thing/idea
by garblefuncl3 January 11, 2025
a horrible, contagious disease that causes mass diarrhea, mass vomiting, coughing and sneezing of blood, and a great desire to eat cat shit
by garblefuncl3 January 11, 2025