garblefuncl3's definitions

bunghole

a much cooler term for butthole. if someone's being rude, or an asshole, call them a bunghole!

person 1: i have such a big bunghole :P
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

bungolicious

the unique emotion/sensation you feel after you finally eat a plate of bunghole fungus. fine bunghole fungus (bungus) comes straight from the harvest of homeless men on the street

homie 1: yo bro i finally got that bungus shi from larry the homeless man
homie 2: gng lemme get a taste! that shi good asl i bought some from larry last week too!
homie 1: sure but you're gonna get that crazy sensation called bungolicious yk

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

bungus

shortened term for bunghole (butthole) fungus. usually used to describe an annoying, bad, or unwanted person/place/thing/idea

person 1: yo bro this shi bungus
person 2: ye gng we out this party sucks

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

bungitis

a horrible, contagious disease that causes mass diarrhea, mass vomiting, coughing and sneezing of blood, and a great desire to eat cat shit

person 1: yo bro.. i got diagnosed with bungitis...
person 2: NOOO! IT CAN'T BEEEEE :(((

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025