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failure to appear 

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.
In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"
failure to appear by QuacksO October 7, 2020

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear 

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

bound to appear 

My buddy is bound to appear on messenger any minute now.

I AM APPEAR! 

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.
Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!
I AM APPEAR! by TeaTard October 21, 2008

re.appear 

With regards to reappearing
Please can you re.appear as I'm waiting om messenger.
re.appear by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

random_memes_appear 

A meme page on instagram with half a million followers
Who is random_memes_appear?
Idk but he’s black, lives in London and funny af