TeaTard's definitions

I AM APPEAR!

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.

Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!

by TeaTard October 21, 2008

Crapchup

Something that fails due to being unfunny.
Opposite of Awesomesauce

Guy: Man, Carrot Top is such a load of Crapchup.

by Teatard January 29, 2009

Asplode

To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.

Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009