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Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Alparslan 

Someone with compelling charm and intelligence that inspires devotion in others.

They may be internally in despair and they may be drowning in their world but they will never fail to brighten the world of others.
Most powerful and loyal ally one may have.
Everyone seems to be wary of the new guy in the office.
Oh, Alparslan? He seemed very charismatic and sincere when I had a chat with him. I heard his network outreaches beyond our scope in business and politics. Definitely should keep him close.
Alparslan by K Kimmy August 4, 2017

GOOCH Apparel 

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
GOOCH Apparel by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something
hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...
A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)
Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!
Apparatus by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

apparate 

In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.

You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.
Harry Potter learns to apparate.