apparati

People who stay on the cutting edge of i-phone / smart-phone apps, and who always have the latest app for any imaginable function downloaded to their phone. Rhymes with literati, glitterati, digerati, etc. Has the virtue of also being the Latin for apparatuses, which the apparati, of course, always have in plentiful supply to run all their apps.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just downloaded an app that organizes app-organizing apps according to the compass direction that points from my position to the GPS coordinates of ISP used by the developer of the app."

Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."

by blakesflakes September 22, 2010

apparati

created term to mean multiple apparatuses

The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati

by brutedawg November 7, 2008

äppäräti

Gadgets worn around the neck.

The retard with the äppäräti.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

Gnob Apparati

The Canadian west coast slang term used for referring to the methodology of utilizing the preferred system of weed smoking.

The gnob apparati is a necessary part of the beetee experience.

by Joehan... February 25, 2004

Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Apparatus

A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)

Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!

by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

apparate

In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.

You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.

Harry Potter learns to apparate.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasfasdfasdfasdf March 10, 2006