apparate 

In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.

You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.

Harry Potter learns to apparate.

apparate by asdfasdfasdfasdfasfasdfasdfasdf March 10, 2006

Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Apparatus

A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)

Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!

Apparatus by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.

Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best band of the pop punk/rock/screamo genre to emerge in 2006. Amazing debut album, Don't You Fake. Inspiring, life-shaping songs that most teenagers connect with on a deep level.
Extremely talented at such a young age and definitely going far in their careers. Original sound and lyrics; high energy guitars.

Band Members include: Ronnie Winter {lead vocals}
Elias Reidy {lead guitar, backup vocals}
Duke Kitchens {guitar, piano, backup vocals}
Joey Westwood {bass, backup vocals}
Jon Wilkes {drums, backup vocals}

Them being absolutely beautiful is a well appreciated plus to the awesome music they produce.
I suggest that you do not underestimate them.

"I think there's something we can share, that's completely new. We'll be here til the end..." -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus even said it themselves.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Tess C. July 30, 2006

Redneck Apparatus 

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

Redneck Apparatus by Force434 November 9, 2008

Status Apparatus 

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

Status Apparatus by ellejaytea November 5, 2010