If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.
She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?
He: I don't have an iph–
She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.
The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.
This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:
1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.
Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.
Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.
When a grocer's vertical display of fresh fruit, particularly apples, comes tumbling down and scatters across the floor of the store. word combination of apple and avalanche
Ashley gently pulled the perfect Macintosh from the middle of the grocery display when suddenly everything shifted and there was a loudrumble. "Run for your lives", she exclaimed, " APPLEANCHE!"