Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA

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Antiquity comprehension by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021

Modern Antiquity 

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.

Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?

Modern Antiquity by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011

antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

Antiquated by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Antiqui-tea bag 

When an old guy tea bags you.

Old man: "Hey can I antiqui-tea bag you?"

Antiqui-tea bag by the master wordmaker oh yea January 22, 2020

Antiquitech 

Antiquitech -

1. A method of generating electricity through architectural means. Usually using magnets, geometry or water to gather static electricity or radio-waves.

2. Ancient highly advanced technology which was lost for an extended period of time.

Origin: A combination of Latin antiquus, anticus ‘former, ancient’, from ante ‘before’. And Greek, ‘systematic treatment’, tekhnē ‘art.

1. A radio antenna partially functions as a form of antiquitech.

Antiquitech by Wall-Rust September 2, 2021