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evolve

A music festival held annually in Antigonish, NS, Canada.
We're going to dance our faces off at Evolve!
by Meghan_ September 18, 2005
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evolve

Describes the descent over time with modification of a species, resulting from environmental factors or mechanisms of probability acting upon a population. Commonly used in reference to evolution and evolutionary biology.

Evolution is controversial among several religions including Christianity, more specifically the concept of Creationism. However, it should be noted that not all Christians refute evolution as a scientific fact, and furthermore those who accept evolution as a scientific fact are not to be assumed atheist. Using Christianity as an example, these previous statements fuel a debate that undermines both institutions of faith and the growing body of biological science.
(Christianity as the common example.)
A: "If you believe in God, how do you explain dinosaurs?"
B: "They evolved over millions of years and then went extinct."
A: "What about the book of Genesis?"
B: "I just take it as an allegory. After all, the Bible is meant to provide a life message, not a history lesson."
A: "Won't you go to Hell for not accepting what the Bible says?"
B: "If I appreciate evolution as a mechanism by which God shaped this world and us, why should he be angry?"
by Paylardo September 25, 2009
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This is a verb that means to develop by a natural process. It's also a word that some Christians have a big problem with. The Bible says it was all created but thousands of scientists working over hundreds of years have kind of got the idea that things have 'evolved' to the way they are today - and worse still, will continue to evolve into the future.

You decide; one book written pre-science followed by a lot of people some of whom have very closed minds or, open your mind to a heap of facts and some genuinely original thinking.
"Oh man, I just saw a hot chick. My dick has just evolved from a dead mouse into a rhino-horn."
by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005
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Evolve

The art of hitting of random dogs, trying to get paid for vehicle damages and receiving a cease and decist in return.
Did you hear? Manny totally evolved and the dog owner is still laughing his ass off all over town about it!
by Kingpin Bowler July 27, 2010
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Evolve

Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.

Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.

Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
by Vyrotek May 27, 2024
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Evolve to crab

Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.
by SniperFoxy34 December 30, 2021
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evolve music

a rising southern california underground band consisting of mad cow, mix master mason, okera, and grasshopper. hip hop addicts is a group associated with evolve music. these bands make experimental hip hop, jazz, instrumental, you name it!
visit evolvemusic.org "folding spacetime since 1996"
listening to evolve music really frees your mind
by sun ra November 9, 2004
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