anapenis 

the largest penis in the world, resembling an anaconda.

WOAH LOOK AT THAT ANAPENIS

anapenis by HAG! May 20, 2009

antpenis 

a word used to describe someone with a very small penis

simon has an antpenis.

antpenis by limahl July 22, 2008

ASAPenis 

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

ASAPenis by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014