anticiprection 

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.

I had an anticiprection before the party.

anticiprection by Koz daddy March 22, 2017

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."

"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."

anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

anticiparection 

When one's penis erects a good amount of time before there's even a chance of sex.

Steve had a big date on Saturday and got an anticiparection before it started.

anticiparection by The Dubber Jack Package November 9, 2010

Anticerection 

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

Anticerection by The Goon Platoon May 13, 2009

anticipeetion 

The overwhelming urge to pee that builds to crescendo as one races closer to the toilet, the uncanny physiological awareness of it about to happen almost opening the floodgates too early.

After the long car ride, Ryan bolted in the door and raced toward the bathroom; the anticipeetion so strong he let a few rogue drops fly before taking proper aim.

anticipeetion by twistedsister79 April 18, 2016

anticipeetion 

The urge to urinate when you are heading out.

Excuse me, give me a minute in the bathroom before we go. I have a major case of anticipeetion.

If we don't leave right now, I'm going to need the bathroom again in anticipeetion.

anticipeetion by snoopysuzi November 7, 2010

anticiperection 

a pre boner to a forthcoming boneriffic event.

"I'm so pumped for Saturday im getting an anticiperection.

anticiperection by mshock95 December 20, 2010