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forthcoming 

Basically someone who cannot help but share every detail of their life with everyone they meet. These people are either really self centered, narcissistic, and shallow people who couldn't give two shits about you, or in the rarer cases, they are actually genuine people that will engage in a profound conversation with you.
Dude! Where have you been!?

Sorry bro, Taylor would not stop talking about her fucking band camp

God she's so forthcoming
forthcoming by GAMchild April 24, 2016
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frothcoming 

It's a deliberate tyop on forthcoming, as for a book, left uncorrected, to signal a possible reaction to it from a certain person in the form of froth-at-the-mouth hate and jealousy.
A: Mr Author, is your book still forthcoming?
B: Yesss.
A: Who's gonna buy it?
B: About ten people minus you.
A: It'll fail.
B: Sure it will.
A: Good luck!
B: Good luck, eh, with all that froth in your mouth? Sure my book'll be forthcoming soon and then it'll be frothcoming, so wipe your mouth now.
frothcoming by vivauganda July 14, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026