anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.

fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack

anti-jack by XyferGaming October 4, 2017

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Anti jackpot

When u find yourself in a condition that is unique, rare and unlikely but not desirable at all

She got 3 sons and all of them are gemini.
Damn bruh, she hit the anti jackpot.

Anti jackpot by original.flipster July 17, 2020

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anti-jack • Anti jackpot • anti-jackser • Antijackie • anti-vaxxer • Anti-Furry • anti • Anti-Prep • anti-social • Anti-theist

anti-jackser

The people who still believe that Michael Jacksom was never real, but in fact a hologram. The group believes that the reason he died, was because there wasn't enough income from record sales and they couldn't afford to keep it up and running.

Guy 1: did you know that Michael Jackson was actually a hologram the whole time?

Guy 2: Shut up, Anti-Jackser

anti-jackser by alienss4 December 22, 2020

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Antijackie

Antijackie is a term used to describe your hatred for Pepper Jackie in Iready

I really hate that pink haired girl in Iready I'm antijackie

Antijackie by zainthepainthebraintheinsane March 16, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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