antasshole

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A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.

Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.

antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018

Words you can keep

Assassholes

Fisherman who only fish with the brand assassin

And are very proud of it and look down towards Fisherman who use other brands. They also get really jealous when they see people with other brands of fishing tackle catching fish

Mate I went fishing yesterday and while I had a fish on the line those assassholes couldn't stop eyeballing me.

Assassholes by Mustangsplitter March 16, 2021

A ateassholes

grade A asseatings

A ateassholes last night she is the most valued whorefacemouth in all the village.

A ateassholes by santa mcrape claus December 15, 2021

afkasshole

Basiclly an anoying afker

what is that afkasshole doing in my game

afkasshole by BoboTheChase April 9, 2022

Pantasshole

When your pants have a hole in them right in the ass, thus showing your asshole.

"Hey, you have a pantasshole showing."
"Don't bend over too far, or you'll get a pantasshole."

Pantasshole by Chick December 10, 2004

Fantasshole

A Fantastic Asshole!

That guy is a fantasshole!

Fantasshole by ThaDamnItalian June 5, 2007

annasshole

what a douche bag from crownsville, maryland is

Shawn Mallary is an annasshole because he likes bitches named McPhail.

annasshole by camilla belle's bitch June 28, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026