Poyfect's definitions

Vlasic Penis

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.

Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?

by Poyfect September 1, 2018

stupid liberal

The only kind of liberal there is.

That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

antasshole

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.

Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.

by Poyfect September 9, 2018

Tristan

A stupid girly name for a soon to be gay male millennial

You know what sexual preference Tristan will have.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018