A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all
gone.
In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.
Extra
strength antasshole recommended for bosses,
politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.