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Britney Anslow 

Everyone knows a Britney Anslow! Britney Anslow is a hoe
Sophie jones is so Britney Anslow
Related Words
An Annoying-Slut-Whore. Someone who exhibits the qualities of being annoying, Slutty, And whorish. A group of Anslores would be considered a "cockle" of Anslores
Examples of Anslore's would include; paris hilton, tara reid, Dorothy's
Anslore by Joe Jettson April 20, 2010

anglowned 

From the English "anglo-", meaning "English" and the l33t15h "owned", meaning "to have one's ass handed back to them on a plate". Anglowned means to completely own some dumbass who can't spell or use sentence structure.
"hi guyez im riteing a book adn i ned sum ideaz 4 namez ken any1 hlp plz kthx???????"

"Well if you're writing a book I hope you can actually spell..."

"Oh snap, you got anglowned by a Dutchman."
anglowned by General Septem January 9, 2009
As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.
My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
asslow by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

Aslowoke 

The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b
I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!
Aslowoke by Major T. January 10, 2021
Anglow is an otherworldly mythical in my singing monsters that inhabits water island and can be bred using scups + pummel
Hey I finally got anglow!
anglow by Mr Sacabambaspis April 28, 2023