As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.
My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017
Get the asslow mug.Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
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Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the assclownish mug.A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
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Get the Captain Assclown mug.someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.
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Get the assclown mug.People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
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