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The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b
I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!
by Major T. January 10, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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