ankoun 

A village in Lebanon, where random shit happens.

Person 1: did you here what happened in ankoun yesterday?
Person 2: yeah, random shit happened again.

ankoun by Mr_Peanut February 7, 2015

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

ive come to make an announcement by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

the morning announcements 

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

the morning announcements by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

Eggman’s Announcement by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Announcer 

A sophomore class-councillor that tries to make jokes during the morning announcements but fails at it.

Hey look, that announcer’s made over 9000 bad ones!

Announcer by Lawlbags! November 3, 2009

Ankou 

An celtic legend over a fairy that was despised by his peers and ended up becoming a gatherer of dead.
The base stone where the grimreaper father time and other legends were inspired.
The legends said to not mention of his name, for he might be listening.
Traveled in an old cart accompanied by two skeletons that took the souls of the dead.
In some countries there was the habit of sacrificing someone for every new cemetary build, so that the person would become an "Ankou" of the place.
An Ankou is a guardian of dead.

He is the Ankou, his name is ever whispered but not spoken, for fear that he might be listening.

Ankou by Id December 30, 2004

ankonie 

A person with a big heart and everybody loves her and all the kids want to be her friend. Everybody is jealous of her.

Omg, did you see ankonie ? I'm so jealous of her..

ankonie by iaisas May 29, 2017