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Announce

When one wants their sports club to announce a new deal or player.
"ANNOUNCE XHAKA!!"

"ANNOUNCE ZLATAN!!"
by techwithkem June 5, 2016
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Announce

make a public and typically formal declaration about a fact, occurrence, or intention.
the president's office announced that the state of siege would be lifted
by #THEGREATLYRA September 3, 2016
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Announce

1. 28g in Metric units.

2. 1/16th of 1lb in Imperial units.

3. To speak out publicly.
"Hey Bob, how much smack have you got there?"

"i've got announce"

"yeah screw your speech, how much have you got?"
by johnnya-b February 24, 2009
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Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.
"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"
by JLB237 December 16, 2013
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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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I've come to make an annoucement

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"
by twitter.com June 16, 2019
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; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again
by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021
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