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analsexual 

Someone who is attracted to buttholes. They can be either male or female buttholes. It is used in the same way you would use the word bisexual or homosexual.
Jack: Didn't you hear? Mary did Mark in the ass!

David: She did Jenna is the ass last week! I thought she was a lesbian?

Jack: No, she's just an analsexual.
analsexual by Anonymous50311 September 22, 2011
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analsexual 

Analsexual is a term used for a male who claims to be straight, but sticks random cylinder-shaped objects in his rectum. He is usually about 13-20 years old, and he doesn't stick things in his butt to get pleasure. He usually inserts things in his butt to get others to laugh, or create a fun, amusing atmosphere. He usually does this ritual only in front of close peers and friends. Sometimes after the object is inserted into his rectum, such as a carrot, he'll consume the poop-covered object. An analsexual is usually not gay, but many think he is. Some things that can be inserted in to the rectum are carrots, markers, peanuts (in the shell), drumsticks, licorice, and regular tree twigs.
Dude: Kick-ass did you hear about what that Adam kid did?!
Kick-ass: No! What'd he do?
Dude: He stuck a corndog up his ass!
Kick-ass: Holy shit Dude! He must be gay!
Dude: No... he's banged a bunch of girls. I think he's just analsexual.
analsexual by Beau Job February 7, 2006

Anvisexual 

It means you're straight but gay for Anveshi Jain
I was straight until I saw Anveshi at that moment I knew I was anvisexual

animalsexual 

Animalsexuals are individuals who are sexually attracted to animals of all different shapes and sizes.

Instead of just having intercourse and sexual relations, people who identify as them typically have intimate connections with the animals
Bob: yo dawg heard you was animalsexual!?
Mark: hell yeah boi i cant get enough of this kitten pussy
animalsexual by slipz67 January 17, 2022

anEsexual 

Romantic attraction towards anime and fictional characters.
"Omg! Kreyul is freaking hot!!!! He's the main reason why I'm an anEsexual😊."
anEsexual by Why-you_hatin March 5, 2017

abelsexual

being sexually attracted to the most handsome man in the world, The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye 💅🏼
I’m abelsexual

The Weeknd is so attractive, I think I’m abelsexual
abelsexual by ohyesdaddyabelxotwod September 19, 2020
Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
apasexual by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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