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angry fist by KingKoopa172 September 12, 2006
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Voltaire's Angry Fist
The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.
During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!
Voltaire's Angry Fist by Tniles September 15, 2007
Like the Fist of an Angry God
To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
Like the Fist of an Angry God by Justin Yomama January 17, 2008
Fist of an angry god
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
Fist of an angry god by 3EpicLevelsinSexGod July 10, 2009
like the fist of an angry cod
Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
like the fist of an angry cod by f!s August 15, 2008
Angryfist
Angryfist by I Luv Skanks March 17, 2010
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